1 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:59,348 You mean, you're really gonna bet your signed Picasso... 2 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:00,977 for Taphie here? 3 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:02,418 (Robin) Absolutely. 4 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:05,219 l had planned to take her back to Paris with me. 5 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,490 (Buzz) Why, you devil. 6 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,931 To sponsor her for two years at the Sorbonne. 7 00:02:13,032 --> 00:02:14,124 Oh. 8 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:17,067 Well, let's see what you've got. 9 00:02:24,944 --> 00:02:26,468 Aloha, Robin. 10 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:30,711 Damn. Five years of high school right down the drain. 11 00:02:32,685 --> 00:02:35,347 Too bad, Robin. Another terrible night. 12 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:38,849 So far you've lost one signed Picasso... 13 00:02:38,925 --> 00:02:41,485 a case of 100-year-old Frog champagne... 14 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,496 your master pressings of Jack Teagarden's original songs... 15 00:02:44,564 --> 00:02:48,796 plus, you owe me one original story for the next issue of my magazine. 16 00:02:48,935 --> 00:02:51,301 Now, what do you say? 17 00:02:51,638 --> 00:02:54,072 (Robin) l say give me a break, Buzz. 18 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,698 l did give you a break... 19 00:02:55,775 --> 00:02:57,834 in the first issue of my magazine... 20 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,902 22 years ago. 21 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:04,278 l was the first one to publish your first story... 22 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,318 Babes in Babylon... 23 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:11,153 illustrated with slightly retouched photos of my original Buzzettes. 24 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:14,017 [exclaiming] 25 00:03:14,093 --> 00:03:15,651 Damn it, Mickey! 26 00:03:15,728 --> 00:03:18,094 l told you never to disturb me when l'm in the game room. 27 00:03:18,164 --> 00:03:19,188 Now what the.... 28 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:20,562 Yeah. But, Uncle, guess what? 29 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:23,363 We just beat the Washington Senators. lsn't that great? 30 00:03:23,436 --> 00:03:25,165 Terrific! What was the score? 1 7 to 3. 31 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:27,365 (Robin) Excuse me, but didn't the Washington Senators... 32 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,533 go out of existence in 1969? 33 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:31,804 Not the ones up on Capitol Hill. 34 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,244 Their softball team played my Blasters. 35 00:03:34,314 --> 00:03:36,339 My co-ed softball team. 36 00:03:36,416 --> 00:03:40,375 Now maybe those bozos won't hold that anti-trust bill against me. 37 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,052 You can go now. 38 00:03:43,122 --> 00:03:45,886 Go polish some statues or something. Okay, Mickey? 39 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:47,324 Yes, Uncle. 40 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:54,094 My niece and second cousin's third son. 41 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,092 l warned them about brain damage. 42 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:58,364 [girls laughing] 43 00:03:58,438 --> 00:03:59,530 (Buzz) Your deal. 44 00:03:59,606 --> 00:04:03,064 (Robin) You know, l've got a pretty decent softball team myself. 45 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:05,943 No kidding. 46 00:04:06,579 --> 00:04:08,877 l never joke about softball. 47 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:11,610 My King Kamehameha Club Paddlers. 48 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,915 They've won their league the last three years in a row. 49 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,849 lsland ball, huh? 50 00:04:18,224 --> 00:04:19,987 What do you use, coconuts for balls, huh? 51 00:04:20,059 --> 00:04:21,458 [girls laughing] 52 00:04:22,061 --> 00:04:23,619 Ukuleles for bats? 53 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,193 (Robin) Hardly. 54 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:29,365 How can you play serious softball on a surfboard? 55 00:04:29,435 --> 00:04:31,232 Hey, give me a break, will you? 56 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,102 Actually, Buzz, my team is quite serious. 57 00:04:36,509 --> 00:04:39,069 Serious enough to recoup your losses? 58 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:43,070 Friday, 2:00, Kapalonu Park. 59 00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:45,715 You got it. 60 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,751 What are you gonna put up in case your guys lose? 61 00:04:50,390 --> 00:04:51,516 Name it. 62 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,082 (Higgins) The estate. 63 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:58,792 Mr. Masters bet the entire estate on a softball game. 64 00:04:59,632 --> 00:05:01,259 lt's just for a year, Higgins. 65 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,098 The ramifications of which seem to elude you. 66 00:05:04,170 --> 00:05:05,364 Think of it. 67 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:09,841 The entire estate given over for a year to a playboy of questionable reputation... 68 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:13,401 and his hordes of scantily clad models with even looser morals. 69 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:14,946 Sounds terrible. 70 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:16,106 And worse yet... 71 00:05:16,182 --> 00:05:19,151 Mr. Masters has predicated this ridiculous wager... 72 00:05:19,218 --> 00:05:21,482 on your team winning a game. 73 00:05:22,021 --> 00:05:23,818 [TVplaying] 74 00:05:26,392 --> 00:05:30,021 You know, lads, l sometimes view myself as a latter day Job... 75 00:05:30,096 --> 00:05:32,792 constantly being tested by our creator. 76 00:05:32,932 --> 00:05:36,527 How else could l possibly justify four major wars... 77 00:05:36,602 --> 00:05:38,399 dozens of minor conflicts... 78 00:05:38,471 --> 00:05:40,803 seven natural disasters, and... 79 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:42,704 Aha! Double play Tigers! 80 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,438 ...him. 81 00:05:48,414 --> 00:05:51,508 l say, Magnum, that glove must have gone out of style with-- 82 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,949 Al Kaline. 83 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,679 Who? 84 00:05:55,254 --> 00:05:56,653 Al Kaline. 85 00:05:56,723 --> 00:05:59,590 He's the right fielder for the Tigers. He was the greatest. 86 00:05:59,659 --> 00:06:02,856 You know, l remember once, back in June of 1956... 87 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,454 my dad's uncle Lyle took me to Briggs Stadium... 88 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,624 for a Tiger game against the Yankees. 89 00:06:07,700 --> 00:06:09,327 Well, Mickey Mantle was at the plate. 90 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:13,099 He just crushed an 0-2 pitch off Paul Foytack to right. 91 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,231 Well, Al just-- Oh, my God! 92 00:06:19,679 --> 00:06:21,078 Where is it? 93 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:24,440 Where's what? 94 00:06:24,517 --> 00:06:27,543 The 1 10 mm lens this cap should be covering. 95 00:06:28,521 --> 00:06:29,647 Higgins, l can explain-- 96 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:32,418 l am utterly sick and tired of those four pathetic words: 97 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,119 ''Higgins, l can explain.'' 98 00:06:34,193 --> 00:06:37,629 l want an answer, Magnum. Do you understand me? An answer. Now! 99 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:42,262 Higgins, the lens and the camera... 100 00:06:42,335 --> 00:06:45,771 are at the bottom of a construction site on Kuhio Avenue. 101 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,503 Mr. Masters' Nikon? 102 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:51,702 But l'm gonna get a new one. l promise, Higgins. 103 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:54,542 With what? More explanations? More promises? 104 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,310 l'm afraid the merchants won't take your feeble protestations... 105 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,510 as legal tender, and neither will l! 106 00:06:59,585 --> 00:07:03,112 l'll get the money, Higgins. l know my responsibilities. 107 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:07,118 Look, l'm working for Lola Stenhauser. She's a waitress at the club. 108 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:10,492 See, l'm trying to find her ex-husband who skipped on his alimony-- 109 00:07:10,563 --> 00:07:13,031 l don't care about Lola Stenhauser. 110 00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,660 And l don't care about her squalid little soap-opera life! 111 00:07:18,504 --> 00:07:20,995 What l care about is Mr. Masters' camera. 112 00:07:21,073 --> 00:07:22,506 What l care about is the fact... 113 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:25,601 that he has so cavalierly wagered my future on this estate... 114 00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:27,805 on something so banal as a softball game. 115 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,871 My God! lt's not even cricket. 116 00:07:29,949 --> 00:07:32,747 And lastly, what l care about is that my fate... 117 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,344 indeed my whole life as l know it... 118 00:07:35,421 --> 00:07:37,616 is in your clumsy hands! 119 00:07:49,635 --> 00:07:51,159 (Rick) Come on, Lola. 120 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:54,167 All right! 121 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:56,670 [players whooping] 122 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:58,700 Nice play, Lola. All right. 123 00:07:58,778 --> 00:08:01,246 Come on, Rick. All strikes. Now give them the moon ball. 124 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:02,440 (man 1) Okay, Keoki. 125 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:03,504 (man 2) Just stay loose. 126 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:04,572 (Rick) Get under it. 127 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,708 (Magnum) Good. 128 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:08,049 That's it. Come on, Magnum. 129 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:13,392 All right, boy! That's the way to go, T.M.! That's the way to go! 130 00:08:13,459 --> 00:08:15,450 Roll another one in there, Rick. 131 00:08:15,928 --> 00:08:17,259 (Rick) All strikes, huh? 132 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:19,764 All right, Keoki, try and hit this one. 133 00:08:22,468 --> 00:08:24,368 All right, base hit. Come on. 134 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:25,495 (Magnum) Nice hit, Keoki. 135 00:08:25,571 --> 00:08:27,038 Okay, Keoki. 136 00:08:27,106 --> 00:08:28,505 Bobby, you're up! 137 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:29,905 (man) Weak batter, weak batter. 138 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,944 (Magnum) Come on, all strikes now, Rick. Let's go. 139 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,706 Throw a strike. (T.C.) Come on, more arm, Rick... 140 00:08:33,779 --> 00:08:36,213 get it up there or else they'll cream us every time. 141 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:38,341 All right. (Magnum) Come on Rick, the moon ball. 142 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:39,884 Come on, Bob. 143 00:08:41,387 --> 00:08:42,479 Way to rip, Bobby. 144 00:08:42,555 --> 00:08:44,455 Come on, be a pitcher, man, be a pitcher. 145 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,492 Okay, Bobby, one more. Okay, let's take two. 146 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,117 (Magnum) Okay, Lola, you and me, huh? 147 00:08:48,194 --> 00:08:49,661 (Lola) Okay. 148 00:08:50,897 --> 00:08:52,364 Okay, all right. 149 00:08:52,765 --> 00:08:55,495 lt's okay. That's all right. We'll get the next one. 150 00:08:55,568 --> 00:08:57,934 Come on, Lola, get your head in the game. What's wrong? 151 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,232 Jerome. 152 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,900 Oh, yeah. Well, we'll get it next time. Okay. 153 00:09:02,975 --> 00:09:04,875 Okay, Thomas, you're up. 154 00:09:04,944 --> 00:09:06,309 (T.C.) Okay, Thomas. 155 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,505 (Rick) Yeah, that's it. 156 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,138 (Magnum) Lola's head wasn't the only one... 157 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,944 that wasn't totally into practice. 158 00:09:11,017 --> 00:09:15,010 I had other things on my mind, too, like Higgins and the anxiety he felt... 159 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:18,579 about having everything in his life turned totally topsy-turvy. 160 00:09:18,658 --> 00:09:21,252 The majordomo was used to a certain order and regimen... 161 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,728 that Buzz Benoit and the Buzzettes were certain to demolish. 162 00:09:25,031 --> 00:09:27,966 I wonder if Robin was thinking about that when he made the bet. 163 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,524 Probably not. 164 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,368 [people exclaim] 165 00:09:31,437 --> 00:09:33,337 Easy out, easy out, easy out. 166 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:41,541 (Magnum) He was probably thinking he had a pretty good team. 167 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,844 And as a matter of fact, we were. 168 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:45,508 But the truth of it is... 169 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,179 unless you play this game every day... 170 00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,018 well, you're going to be erratic. 171 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,718 Come on, T.C.! A lizard could've caught that! 172 00:09:53,793 --> 00:09:55,556 l've seen better hands on my mother. 173 00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:57,960 Well, maybe you ought to bring your mom out here. 174 00:09:58,030 --> 00:10:00,498 At least she is a girl. You just pitch like one. 175 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:01,590 Hey. 176 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,157 (T.C.) Present company excepted, Lola. 177 00:10:03,235 --> 00:10:05,294 Hey, Lola, come on in and hit for a while. 178 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:06,395 Okay. 179 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,667 [people chattering] 180 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,271 Go get them, huh? 181 00:10:13,579 --> 00:10:15,638 Nice pitching, Rick. 182 00:10:15,715 --> 00:10:18,183 (Magnum) The one thing this team did have is heart. 183 00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:22,380 And you could say that Lola Stenhauser personified that very quality. 184 00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:25,913 She was beautiful, intelligent, and boy, could she hit. 185 00:10:26,993 --> 00:10:28,221 (Lola) Oh, no! 186 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,486 (man) Oh, there goes his weekend. 187 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,655 [groaning] Oh, Rick, l'm sorry. 188 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,597 ls it your stomach? 189 00:10:36,669 --> 00:10:37,931 [men laugh] 190 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,699 ls it your tummy? 191 00:10:39,872 --> 00:10:41,032 [Rick groaning] 192 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,371 Come on, tough it out, Orville baby, tough it out. 193 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:44,932 We better get him out of here. 194 00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:46,603 (Magnum) You all right? 195 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:48,874 l'll stick with him to see if he's okay. 196 00:10:48,948 --> 00:10:50,745 lt's probably his stomach. 197 00:10:50,816 --> 00:10:52,647 Do you think he'll fire me? 198 00:10:52,718 --> 00:10:54,447 No, you hit too good. 199 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:58,854 No. No, l bet he'll fire me. And then l'll really be in big trouble. 200 00:10:58,924 --> 00:11:01,449 First, l lose my husband, then l lose my job... 201 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:03,119 then l won't be able to pay you. 202 00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,823 You don't have to pay me... Good-bye second base. 203 00:11:05,898 --> 00:11:07,889 ...until you find Jerome. 204 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,225 Jerome. 205 00:11:09,301 --> 00:11:12,862 Lola, please. Now, don't worry. l've got a lead. 206 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:17,875 l happen to know for a fact that Jerome, your husband, well, your ex-husband... 207 00:11:17,943 --> 00:11:20,241 is working construction. So, l'm gonna find him... 208 00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:24,305 we'll take him to court and l'll get your alimony back. l promise. 209 00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:27,011 You're gonna think l'm crazy, Thomas... 210 00:11:28,888 --> 00:11:31,118 but l think l still love him. 211 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:36,893 Even though he drank and ran around and acted irresponsible... 212 00:11:37,496 --> 00:11:38,895 Jerome was.... 213 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:42,559 Well, he was Jerome. 214 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:45,526 You know what l mean? He was sweet. 215 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,707 And even though we're divorced and everything... 216 00:11:48,774 --> 00:11:50,969 l just want him back. 217 00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:55,275 Tell me the truth. Am l crazy? 218 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:59,214 You must be mad if you think that you could-- 219 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,718 Yes, l think l can. 220 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,276 Listen, maybe l am nuts. 221 00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,187 That ain't gonna stop me from digging up those dumb orchid beds... 222 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,885 and putting up a Tiger tent right here on this lawn. 223 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,257 Yes, sir. 224 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,920 A regular three-ring circus of sin. 225 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:16,194 Robin's nest might be pretty like it is, but l wanna make it fun. 226 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:17,760 Fun? 227 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,561 Look, l gotta stay here for a year. 228 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,903 l might as well enjoy it. Are you hip? 229 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,034 l most certainly am not. 230 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,272 And over there, get that, Mickey... 231 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:30,907 we'll build a pleasure pool with a series of love canals. 232 00:12:31,383 --> 00:12:33,408 My good man, l must inform you-- 233 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:35,852 Hey, l'm gonna still keep you on. 234 00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:37,149 Don't worry. 235 00:12:37,890 --> 00:12:40,256 That's what's bugging you, isn't it? 236 00:12:40,326 --> 00:12:42,726 Well, don't you worry, my good man. 237 00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:46,788 lt might be kind of fun having an English butler answer the door. 238 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:50,493 You could wear one of those black suits with the tails and stuff. 239 00:12:50,569 --> 00:12:52,867 Might be kind of kinky, especially-- 240 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:56,635 l have no intentions of serving you as your butler or in any other capacity... 241 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,837 except as Mr. Masters' representative on the island. 242 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,210 You and your friends are his guests. 243 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:08,013 Therefore, l will seek to make your stay as comfortable as possible. 244 00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:11,315 However, in so far as the future is concerned... 245 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,621 you still have to win your blasted game. 246 00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:17,693 Hey, no problem. 247 00:13:19,431 --> 00:13:22,594 (T.C.) No problem, T.M., win, lose, or draw... 248 00:13:22,835 --> 00:13:26,032 we have got it made in the shade. 249 00:13:26,105 --> 00:13:27,163 Yeah. 250 00:13:27,239 --> 00:13:31,300 Buzzettes, Buzzettes, and more Buzzettes for a whole year. 251 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:33,743 Remember who your pals are, Thomas. 252 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,407 What about Higgins? l don't think that all this-- 253 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:37,813 Uh-uh-uh. lt'll be good for him. 254 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:39,908 (Rick) Yeah, it'll loosen him up. 255 00:13:40,085 --> 00:13:42,713 Higgins or not, l know one thing. 256 00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,580 This is gonna be one hell of a year, baby. 257 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:46,750 [laughing] 258 00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,056 (Buzz) You bet your bazookas it is. 259 00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:50,989 l like it. 260 00:13:51,063 --> 00:13:53,497 l'll make this the arcade and game room. 261 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,965 Wait a second. 262 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:56,194 l live here. 263 00:13:56,902 --> 00:13:58,199 Who's he? 264 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,331 Magnum. 265 00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,874 He sometimes helps with security. 266 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,409 l got my own. 267 00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,536 Get rid of him after the game. 268 00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,738 (Mickey) Yes, Uncle. 269 00:14:07,813 --> 00:14:10,577 Well, what's next? l want to see it all. 270 00:14:12,117 --> 00:14:13,880 Bye-bye, Buzzettes. 271 00:14:16,555 --> 00:14:18,216 l think we better win. 272 00:14:25,431 --> 00:14:27,160 Higgins, where am l gonna live? 273 00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,134 Well, l suppose you could sponge off your friends for a year... 274 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,432 or you could rent a bachelor pad in Waikiki... 275 00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:34,438 with a nice view of a high-rise. 276 00:14:34,506 --> 00:14:36,064 Or perhaps-- Come on, Higgins. 277 00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:39,008 We've got a real problem here and all you're doing is making jokes. 278 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,136 Yes. 279 00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:42,744 For once, we are in agreement on something. 280 00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:44,646 You must win that match. 281 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,446 Game, not match. lt's a game. 282 00:14:46,518 --> 00:14:47,712 Not to me, it isn't. 283 00:14:47,786 --> 00:14:50,311 That vulgarian and his exhibitionistic entourage... 284 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,517 are on the verge of driving me and the lads stark, raving mad. 285 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,220 lf he wins, l will, of course, have to resign. 286 00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:59,321 For l cannot stay here under these wretched conditions. 287 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,423 Lagoons of love, indeed. 288 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:02,828 You must win. 289 00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,167 Don't worry, Higgins. Me and the guys are gonna do everything we can to win. 290 00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:08,001 You can count on us. 291 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:12,274 And them. 292 00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,144 [girls shrieking] 293 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,011 [chuckling] 294 00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,345 Look, they're a joke. 295 00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:26,524 You see, Higgins? All that paranoia over nothing. 296 00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,959 Just a couple of rich guys making some silly bet. 297 00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:34,356 Buzz and his exhibitionistic entourage, they come to Hawaii... 298 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,630 they have fun for a week, they lose the game, they go home. 299 00:15:37,703 --> 00:15:41,036 Yeah, sure, it's a bit of an inconvenience for us... 300 00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:44,041 but it's these tough little jobs that come up in life... 301 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:47,875 that you and l have to do every so often that build character. 302 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,279 As a matter of fact, Higgins... 303 00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,107 l think this might be good for us. 304 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,878 Bye. 305 00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:59,190 Magnum, wait. Aren't you going to practice? 306 00:15:59,491 --> 00:16:01,925 Later. l gotta find somebody first. 307 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,167 (Magnum) And that somebody was Jerome Stenhauser. 308 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:12,362 I hadn't forgotten my case for Lola. 309 00:16:12,438 --> 00:16:15,999 I also hadn't forgotten about the last time I'd gone looking for him. 310 00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:20,102 I'd ended up jumping out of the way of a swinging crane and lost the camera. 311 00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:23,080 These construction workers tend to distrust outsiders. 312 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,276 That's why I thought I'd try to talk to a couple of the guys... 313 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,752 in an atmosphere they'd be comfortable in. 314 00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,723 Where they'd be more likely to be receptive to an honest appeal for help. 315 00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,320 **[music playing] 316 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,758 [men chattering] 317 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,685 [music stops playing] 318 00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:41,829 Hi, guys. 319 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,559 Beer, please. 320 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:49,930 l think you made a mistake. l think you want the bar down the street. 321 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,237 [all laughing] 322 00:16:52,144 --> 00:16:54,237 No. l'm in the right place. 323 00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:57,778 l'm looking for Jerome Stenhauser. 324 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,317 Never heard of him. 325 00:16:59,618 --> 00:17:01,916 Well, he's a welder. A high beam man. 326 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:03,978 We're all high beam men. 327 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:13,430 Well, l heard he might be working the Kuhio site. 328 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:15,694 l think you heard wrong. 329 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,127 Finish your beer and blow. 330 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:31,415 Well, l was hoping l wouldn't have to do this, but-- 331 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,748 Well, whatever it is, l'm quaking in my boots. 332 00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:38,221 Wallace McNurty, State Bureau of Construction Safety. 333 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,988 l'm gonna have to take all your names. 334 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:42,249 What for? 335 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,794 Lunchtime drinking. 336 00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:47,159 We've been having far too many incidents of after-lunch accidents... 337 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,359 due to the consumption of alcoholic beverages. 338 00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:52,836 This is a cooperative program between the state and your union. 339 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:59,209 Actually, it's this Stenhauser who we've had the most reports on. 340 00:17:59,278 --> 00:18:02,577 But since you guys can't help me out, l guess l'll-- 341 00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,049 [Magnum exclaiming] 342 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:11,822 Koko Head Plaza. 343 00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:13,350 What? 344 00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:18,893 That's where you can find Jerome. 345 00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,955 He works the 6:00 a.m. shift there. 346 00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:23,900 Probably gone now, but you can catch him in the morning. 347 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,961 How come you didn't run like the rest of them? 348 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:28,267 Retired. 349 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:30,099 (Mickey) Retired, huh? 350 00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,267 Officially, yes. 351 00:18:31,343 --> 00:18:33,538 Boy, you've had some interesting life. 352 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:36,706 But on occasion, Her Majesty still requests my services. 353 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,977 Wow, do you have a 00 number? 354 00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,113 By the way, did l tell you? 355 00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:47,488 My uncle wants you to make up 10 new rooms by tonight. 356 00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,686 Ten? More Buzzettes? 357 00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:51,729 Well, not exactly. Where is he? 358 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,162 ln the den. 359 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,860 [Buzz chuckling] 360 00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,698 Oh, my God! What are you doing? 361 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,738 August. 362 00:19:06,044 --> 00:19:07,909 But she's.... 363 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:11,181 l call her ''Beauty and the Beasts.'' 364 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,217 She's not wearing anything. 365 00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:17,388 With my Victoria Cross. 366 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:18,717 Catchy, huh? 367 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:22,285 And she's not even English. 368 00:19:23,028 --> 00:19:26,691 Relax, baby. Come on, show me some teeth, honey. Show me some teeth. 369 00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:30,763 Lads. Lads, come at once. 370 00:19:31,870 --> 00:19:33,030 Lads! 371 00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:34,362 [growling] 372 00:19:34,439 --> 00:19:35,599 Lads! 373 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,470 Hey, don't forget those 10 new rooms, okay? 374 00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:40,273 (Buzz) Atta girl. 375 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:41,471 Lads. 376 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,410 (Lola) Oh, Thomas, l love you. 377 00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:47,381 Now, when are you gonna see him? 378 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:49,545 Tomorrow before he starts work. 379 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:52,055 Great. And you'll tell me what he said at softball practice? 380 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,182 You got it. 381 00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:55,886 Thomas, the timing couldn't be better. 382 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,758 Our last practice before the big game... 383 00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:02,061 and l'm going to get reunited with the man l love. 384 00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,294 Thank you. 385 00:20:03,368 --> 00:20:04,460 You're welcome. 386 00:20:04,536 --> 00:20:05,594 Thank you. 387 00:20:06,905 --> 00:20:08,668 Wait a second. What? 388 00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:10,708 ls tomorrow Friday? 389 00:20:12,277 --> 00:20:13,266 Uh-huh. 390 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,309 [phone ringing] Be careful. 391 00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,679 Jerome doesn't like Fridays. 392 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:18,773 What? 393 00:20:18,850 --> 00:20:21,648 Never has. They're his bad luck day. What? 394 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,847 Just be careful. 395 00:20:23,922 --> 00:20:26,117 Sometimes Jerome is kind of weird. 396 00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,352 Kind of weird, Lola? Excuse me. 397 00:20:28,427 --> 00:20:30,361 Lola? 398 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,928 Hey, Thomas. We got some real trouble. 399 00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,090 Why? 400 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:38,398 The Blasters are in town and by Friday night, everybody will know it. 401 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:40,570 Smile, guys. 402 00:20:41,106 --> 00:20:42,471 [camera clicking] 403 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,708 Now grimace. 404 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:46,502 [camera clicking] 405 00:20:46,645 --> 00:20:47,839 Ringers. 406 00:20:48,513 --> 00:20:50,208 (Buzz) Now sneer. 407 00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,681 [all grunt] 408 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,012 Ringers? 409 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,212 Now snarl. 410 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:57,380 Mercenaries. 411 00:20:57,456 --> 00:20:58,684 [all snarling] 412 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,419 Good. 413 00:21:04,963 --> 00:21:06,794 [players chattering] 414 00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:10,296 Look at those arcs. lncredible. 415 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:12,660 (T.C.) Steroid city. 416 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,041 (man) Here it is. Hustle, hustle! 417 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:19,308 (woman) All right! 418 00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,872 Hey, those guys are gonna cream us. 419 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,313 Come on, what makes you say that? We're not that bad. 420 00:21:24,383 --> 00:21:25,850 Yeah, but we ain't that good either. 421 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:29,114 Those guys can run, hit, field without even getting their uniforms dirty. 422 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,848 (Rick) Yeah, but they don't have any class. 423 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,651 Just a bunch of ringers. 424 00:21:32,724 --> 00:21:34,851 That will be a lot of comfort to Higgins and T.M... 425 00:21:34,926 --> 00:21:37,690 when they go thumbing through the classifieds looking for new pads. 426 00:21:37,763 --> 00:21:39,856 Nobody's gonna be looking for any new pads. 427 00:21:39,931 --> 00:21:41,956 l'll just talk to Buzz... 428 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,765 and between me and him and Robin, we'll work something out. 429 00:21:45,871 --> 00:21:48,738 l mean, sure, Buzz may be a little eccentric... 430 00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:52,072 but he's not gonna wanna cheat an old friend like Robin. 431 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,873 (Buzz) Hey, a bet's a bet. 432 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,537 We had a handshake, a gentleman's agreement. 433 00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,717 But Robin's team, our team... 434 00:21:59,785 --> 00:22:01,946 is a bunch of guys and girls who work for Robin. 435 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:05,080 Yours are a bunch of ringers. That's not fair. 436 00:22:05,557 --> 00:22:08,788 My God, pal, l think you've just hit on the secret of life. 437 00:22:11,430 --> 00:22:14,957 Look, l'm gonna be real fair about this. 438 00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:16,757 l don't have to, either. 439 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:20,532 But you can go out and get anybody you want to play on your team. 440 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,095 l don't care. 441 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:23,641 l just never want it to be said that... 442 00:22:23,709 --> 00:22:26,906 Buzz Benoit never gave a fella an even break. 443 00:22:26,978 --> 00:22:28,070 Okay? 444 00:22:28,146 --> 00:22:30,205 But the game is tomorrow. 445 00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:33,148 Hey, you better start hustling, Magnum. 446 00:22:33,719 --> 00:22:35,949 Gin. You lose, Mickey. 447 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:38,584 Listen, you better start concentrating. 448 00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:40,716 That's three weeks salary l don't have to pay you for. 449 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:41,952 l know. 450 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,893 Aloha, Magnum. See you at the game. 451 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:46,321 Bye, Magnum. 452 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:47,626 Bye, Mickey. 453 00:22:53,939 --> 00:22:56,499 (Magnum) I know what you're thinking and you're right. 454 00:22:56,575 --> 00:22:58,304 We spent the rest of the day and night... 455 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:00,208 scouting the island for ringers. 456 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,269 And no one would touch us. 457 00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:04,577 So now the game was only a few hours off... 458 00:23:04,649 --> 00:23:07,675 and I was unable to reach Robin to try to have him cancel it. 459 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,017 Somewhere in the south of France, his secretary said. 460 00:23:10,088 --> 00:23:11,988 About the only thing that was going right... 461 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:14,025 was the case for Lola Stenhauser... 462 00:23:14,092 --> 00:23:17,960 and I had to admit that that seemed real insignificant at the moment. 463 00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:21,764 Well, at least someone was going to be happy at practice today. 464 00:23:21,867 --> 00:23:24,631 I just hoped Jerome was big on reunions. 465 00:23:25,270 --> 00:23:26,430 Hi, guy. 466 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:28,666 Jerome Stenhauser? 467 00:23:29,207 --> 00:23:30,265 Who's talking? 468 00:23:30,342 --> 00:23:33,038 l'm Thomas Magnum. l'm a friend of Lola's and-- 469 00:23:34,446 --> 00:23:36,710 (Magnum) I guess Jerome wasn't big on reunions. 470 00:23:36,782 --> 00:23:39,478 But I wasn't big on being belted in the jaw, either. 471 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:40,575 And come to think of it... 472 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:42,483 why should this case have been any easier... 473 00:23:42,554 --> 00:23:44,613 than anything else had been the last couple of days? 474 00:23:44,689 --> 00:23:46,884 Maybe this was fate's way of pouring it on. 475 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:49,791 Only thing is, I wasn't sure what I'd done wrong. 476 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:51,584 [grunts] 477 00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:56,962 [exclaiming] 478 00:24:01,506 --> 00:24:02,564 l hate lawyers! 479 00:24:02,641 --> 00:24:03,835 l'm not a lawyer! 480 00:24:03,909 --> 00:24:05,433 Did l say l was a lawyer? 481 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:08,502 l said l was a friend of Lola's. She asked me to find you. 482 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:09,911 l don't want be found. 483 00:24:09,981 --> 00:24:11,107 l can see that. 484 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,413 You just tell her l'll pay her back the money. 485 00:24:13,485 --> 00:24:15,282 l don't care if l have to work three shifts. 486 00:24:15,353 --> 00:24:17,947 She doesn't care about the money. She cares about you. 487 00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:19,547 No, you lie! 488 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,854 All you do is want the money. 489 00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:24,154 Fine. 490 00:24:25,363 --> 00:24:28,389 Go ahead and take it. l don't give a damn. 491 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:31,068 lt's Friday. Payday. 492 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:35,101 God! Nothing good ever happens on Friday. 493 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:36,868 Nothing ever! 494 00:24:37,008 --> 00:24:39,033 Now, even my money's gone. 495 00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:42,579 Fine. l'll tell you what, why don't l just go sleep in the streets? 496 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:46,105 That way l never have to see another Friday or Lola again. 497 00:24:46,184 --> 00:24:47,378 Or you! 498 00:24:47,686 --> 00:24:49,176 Oh, my God! 499 00:24:50,889 --> 00:24:53,824 You're Jerome ''Bad Friday'' Kappelwitz. 500 00:24:55,594 --> 00:24:57,459 Who told you? You just did. 501 00:24:57,529 --> 00:25:00,521 That and the way you swung that two-by-four, l should have known. 502 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:04,296 Lola Stenhauser's married to Jerome ''Bad Friday'' Kappelwitz. 503 00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,369 l prefer ''Killer''. 504 00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:08,230 Yeah. Yeah. 505 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:11,139 How long you been out of ball? What, four-five years. 506 00:25:11,209 --> 00:25:14,201 Six years, two months, 1 4 days. 507 00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,372 Yeah. You were with the White Sox. 508 00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:19,679 You hit 35 home runs and then you quit because you.... 509 00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:21,144 Because you.... 510 00:25:21,219 --> 00:25:24,017 Because l broke the face of that lousy reporter in Cleveland! 511 00:25:24,089 --> 00:25:25,681 He wrote bad things about me. 512 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:28,248 Yeah. He said you couldn't hit on Fridays. 513 00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:30,157 No, not that there's any truth to that... 514 00:25:30,228 --> 00:25:32,492 but he's the guy who stuck that nickname on you. 515 00:25:32,564 --> 00:25:35,465 Yeah, well, he can't brag about that anymore. 516 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:41,138 Are you really a friend of Lola's? 517 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,436 No kidding, Killer, l'm on the level. 518 00:25:43,508 --> 00:25:45,135 Look, l'm a private investigator. 519 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,441 But l also play on the same softball team that Lola does... 520 00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:51,380 and she asked me to find you. She hired me, in fact. 521 00:25:51,449 --> 00:25:54,612 See, she said she doesn't want the money, she loves you. 522 00:25:54,686 --> 00:25:56,415 She wants you back. 523 00:25:56,955 --> 00:25:59,719 She sure could play a sweet second base. 524 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:03,350 Look, Killer... 525 00:26:07,198 --> 00:26:10,292 maybe we could arrange some kind of a deal. 526 00:26:11,436 --> 00:26:13,165 What kind of deal? 527 00:26:14,339 --> 00:26:18,742 Well, l just happen to be close personal friends... 528 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:22,041 with the owner of one of the most prestigious softball teams... 529 00:26:22,113 --> 00:26:23,273 in Hawaii. 530 00:26:25,917 --> 00:26:30,411 Killer, how would you like to hit a ball again? 531 00:26:42,534 --> 00:26:43,796 Awesome. 532 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:47,131 That's nothing. Watch this. 533 00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,271 [glass shattering] 534 00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:57,838 Can he pitch? 535 00:27:03,855 --> 00:27:05,083 [T.C. grunts] 536 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,956 Try that again. Give me your best. 537 00:27:18,269 --> 00:27:19,497 [grunts] 538 00:27:20,605 --> 00:27:24,405 (Magnum) For the first time in a long, long while, I felt good. 539 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:28,310 Not just because we had our own ringer to combat all of Buzz's Benoit's... 540 00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:30,371 but because for the first time... 541 00:27:30,448 --> 00:27:33,747 I had the feeling that our future was in our own hands. 542 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:36,446 I couldn't wait for the game to start. 543 00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:40,820 But most of all, I couldn't wait to see the look on Lola's face... 544 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:43,684 when she saw the ''Killer'' himself. 545 00:27:45,997 --> 00:27:47,521 [screaming] 546 00:27:48,933 --> 00:27:50,298 Lola. Honey. 547 00:27:50,368 --> 00:27:51,699 [grunting] 548 00:27:52,103 --> 00:27:53,627 You lousy jerk! 549 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,035 Oh, no! 550 00:28:00,779 --> 00:28:02,007 Killer. 551 00:28:06,151 --> 00:28:07,516 Oh, honey. 552 00:28:09,521 --> 00:28:10,715 Jerome? 553 00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,823 Killer, did l hurt you? 554 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:18,594 (T.C.) We gotta get him a doctor. 555 00:28:18,663 --> 00:28:20,654 No doctors. l told you that. 556 00:28:20,732 --> 00:28:24,293 l've never seen a doctor in my whole life and l'm not gonna start now. 557 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,360 Even if l'm seeing two of everything. 558 00:28:26,438 --> 00:28:28,804 What? l think l have double vision. 559 00:28:28,873 --> 00:28:30,272 Oh, no! 560 00:28:31,109 --> 00:28:34,545 Honey, l'm sorry. Really. Oh, honey. 561 00:28:34,612 --> 00:28:36,239 (Jerome) Why'd you have to go and bop me? 562 00:28:36,314 --> 00:28:38,145 Because l love you. 563 00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:40,511 No. l mean, because l hate you. 564 00:28:40,585 --> 00:28:42,849 l don't know. l'm so confused. 565 00:28:42,921 --> 00:28:46,413 lt's just my feelings are so strong, l got carried away. 566 00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:48,857 l'll say. What'd you have in that purse? 567 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,485 My week's tips. 568 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,393 l guess Fridays really are bad luck for him. 569 00:28:52,464 --> 00:28:55,058 lt doesn't look so good for us either. The game's in an hour. 570 00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,657 l don't know what we're gonna do. 571 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,464 lt looks like it's just hopeless. 572 00:28:58,536 --> 00:28:59,594 Not quite. 573 00:28:59,671 --> 00:29:03,004 Bleak, grim, dismal, but not hopeless. 574 00:29:03,241 --> 00:29:05,607 The Killer's symptoms are reminiscent of those... 575 00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:08,976 suffered by a Corporal Abbott in Madagascar some years ago. 576 00:29:09,147 --> 00:29:12,139 '48 it was, or was it '49? 577 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:16,452 At any rate, l think l have just the remedy to alleviate his condition. 578 00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:18,352 You better start alleviating, Higgie baby... 579 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,618 because the Blasters just blew in. 580 00:29:25,797 --> 00:29:28,322 (Higgins) Yes. Well, time to get started. 581 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,535 lf you'll remove your shoes, Mr. Kappelwitz. 582 00:29:31,603 --> 00:29:33,161 My shoes? Quite. 583 00:29:36,641 --> 00:29:38,575 This way, ladies. Drinks are on me. 584 00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:40,167 Come on, let's go. 585 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:44,573 (Rick) You sure you know what you're doing, Higgins? 586 00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:45,638 Of course. 587 00:29:45,717 --> 00:29:47,981 We're talking about his head not his foot. 588 00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:49,019 l know that. 589 00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:50,611 Well, then what are you doing? 590 00:29:50,688 --> 00:29:52,315 Acupressure, of course. 591 00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:54,290 Oh, yeah? Then where's the needles? 592 00:29:54,359 --> 00:29:57,021 l said acupressure, not acupuncture. 593 00:29:57,395 --> 00:29:58,726 ln layman's terms... 594 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,994 the procedure is to exert surface pressure on various nerve endings... 595 00:30:02,066 --> 00:30:05,263 to relieve suffering and pain at the other end of the line. 596 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,598 [giggling] 597 00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:08,032 Wrong nerve. 598 00:30:08,106 --> 00:30:10,131 Well, needless to say, it's been quite a while... 599 00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:12,369 since l've had an occasion to practice this procedure. 600 00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:14,468 Nevertheless, Corporal Abbott went on to lead... 601 00:30:14,546 --> 00:30:16,241 a totally normal and productive life. 602 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:19,340 Higgins, the game starts in ten minutes. 603 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:22,379 l know that. l'm coaching third base. 604 00:30:22,854 --> 00:30:24,048 You? Who said? 605 00:30:24,122 --> 00:30:25,282 l say. 606 00:30:25,356 --> 00:30:27,449 Everything l have is also at stake here. 607 00:30:27,525 --> 00:30:30,289 Therefore, l feel that l should be part of the team. 608 00:30:30,361 --> 00:30:32,693 That's great but what do you know about baseball? 609 00:30:32,764 --> 00:30:34,288 Haven't l told you about the time... 610 00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:36,595 when a shipment of balls and bats and gloves... 611 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,660 was mistakenly delivered to our unit? Well, as you can imagine-- 612 00:30:39,737 --> 00:30:40,965 (all) Higgins! 613 00:30:43,474 --> 00:30:45,669 May l have your palm, Mr. Kappelwitz? 614 00:30:50,915 --> 00:30:51,973 [fingers cracking] 615 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,483 [screaming] 616 00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,819 l can see normal again. l can see! 617 00:31:01,526 --> 00:31:03,391 Let's go get those Blasters! 618 00:31:03,461 --> 00:31:05,554 [all cheering] 619 00:31:09,100 --> 00:31:10,931 [people cheering] 620 00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:12,635 Play ball. 621 00:31:13,037 --> 00:31:14,629 (man) Go, hitter. Come on, Killer. 622 00:31:14,706 --> 00:31:17,300 Come on, Killer, baby. Lay it in here, sweetheart. 623 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,572 (Magnum) Okay, Killer. Three up, three down. Come on, guys. 624 00:31:21,079 --> 00:31:22,239 Strike three. 625 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:24,440 Way to go, Killer! 626 00:31:24,515 --> 00:31:26,847 (Magnum) All right, looking good. One down. 627 00:31:26,918 --> 00:31:28,909 Where'd they get this guy? 628 00:31:29,454 --> 00:31:30,648 Unc! 629 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:33,586 Unc! Unc! 630 00:31:33,658 --> 00:31:34,716 Shut up. 631 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:37,693 (Rick) Come on, Killer, bring it on home! Let's go! 632 00:31:37,996 --> 00:31:39,361 (man) Let's go. 633 00:31:41,099 --> 00:31:43,966 (Magnum) You got it, Lola. All yours. Give her room. 634 00:31:45,870 --> 00:31:48,304 (Jerome) All right, honey! Way to go, Lola! 635 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:51,167 (Magnum) All right. 636 00:31:53,811 --> 00:31:55,506 (Magnum) Come on, Killer. 637 00:32:00,118 --> 00:32:01,847 [players cheering] 638 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,478 (T.C.) Way to go, Killer, baby. 639 00:32:03,554 --> 00:32:06,955 Who the heck is this guy? l know him. 640 00:32:07,058 --> 00:32:10,619 Unc. Unc! Unc! 641 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,693 Shut up! You sound like a seal in heat. 642 00:32:15,667 --> 00:32:16,895 (umpire) Batter up. 643 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:19,300 (Rick) Come on, Thomas. Big hit. 644 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:21,099 (T.C.) Okay, T.M. Bottom of the second. 645 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:23,265 Start it off, babes, start it off. 646 00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:27,342 (Rick) Oh, nice hit. 647 00:32:27,412 --> 00:32:28,879 [players cheering] 648 00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,642 (Lola) Way to go, Thomas. 649 00:32:34,152 --> 00:32:37,121 (T.C.) Lead off double. Way to go, team, way to go. 650 00:32:38,589 --> 00:32:41,114 (Magnum) Come on, Killer, bring me in. 651 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,718 All the way in. Yeah. 652 00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:47,358 (Lola) Way to go, honey. Run! 653 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,023 Get the ball. 654 00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:51,898 [players cheering] 655 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,831 [people chattering] 656 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,896 Damn it! l know who he is. He's-- 657 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:57,839 He's Karl ''Killer'' Kappelwitz. 658 00:32:57,909 --> 00:33:00,343 Why didn't you say so in the first place? 659 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:03,938 We did that story on him after he beat up that guy in... 660 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,310 Cleveland. 661 00:34:23,094 --> 00:34:24,686 (Magnum) Okay, guys, let's go. 662 00:34:24,762 --> 00:34:26,559 Ninth inning. Three up, three down. 663 00:34:26,631 --> 00:34:29,099 Come on, Killer. Get rid of these turkeys. 664 00:34:31,769 --> 00:34:34,397 (man) All right, Killer! You and me! 665 00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:37,964 Come on, three outs to go. Let her rip, big guy, three up, three down. 666 00:34:38,042 --> 00:34:40,806 Okay, Killer, you got them, huh? One, two, three. 667 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,145 l love you, honey. 668 00:34:45,883 --> 00:34:47,578 (Buzz) Hey, Bad Friday! 669 00:34:50,121 --> 00:34:52,248 Did you forget what day it is? 670 00:34:52,323 --> 00:34:54,791 Gentlemen, do your duty. 671 00:34:57,128 --> 00:35:00,757 Jerome Leroy Kappelwitz a.k.a. Jerome Stenhauser? 672 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:02,026 Yeah, who's talking? 673 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,762 Deputy Federal Marshal Homer Knowlton. 674 00:35:05,336 --> 00:35:08,362 There's an outstanding felony bench warrant for your arrest... 675 00:35:08,439 --> 00:35:10,930 from the municipality of Cleveland, Ohio. 676 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,140 Come with us, Mr. Kappelwitz. 677 00:35:14,812 --> 00:35:16,575 Hey, come on. Wait a second. 678 00:35:16,647 --> 00:35:17,944 What did he do? 679 00:35:18,015 --> 00:35:21,678 He broke the face of a beat reporter on the Cleveland Globe. 680 00:35:21,752 --> 00:35:23,515 Oh, Killer. 681 00:35:23,688 --> 00:35:26,851 Hey, that was six years ago. l was young and impetuous. 682 00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:29,850 l'm sorry, all right? 683 00:35:30,661 --> 00:35:32,686 You tell it to the judge, huh? 684 00:35:32,763 --> 00:35:35,357 Well, what about the statute of limitations? 685 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,867 What are you talking about? That's in New York City. 686 00:35:37,935 --> 00:35:39,061 (Buzz) Take him away. 687 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:40,570 (Higgins) No! 688 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:42,606 As Mr. Masters' representative on this island... 689 00:35:42,673 --> 00:35:44,937 l insist you let him pitch out the inning. 690 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:47,773 He'll pitch, all right, in Leavenworth. 691 00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:50,780 Come on, Buzz, what do you say? Will you wait? 692 00:35:50,982 --> 00:35:52,040 Please. 693 00:35:52,116 --> 00:35:53,708 Yeah. Come on, please. 694 00:35:54,252 --> 00:35:57,949 Hey, Unc, you know, maybe you ought to let-- Can it, camel-face. 695 00:35:58,623 --> 00:36:00,887 Hey, ease up on the kid, will you, Buzz? 696 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:02,926 Oh, l'll ease up on him, all right. 697 00:36:02,994 --> 00:36:06,122 Just like l'm gonna ease up on you jokers. Take him away. 698 00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:08,961 You Paddlers are history. History. 699 00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,402 Why, Killer? 700 00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:17,370 Because he wrote bad things about me in the Friday edition. 701 00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:20,341 He hasn't changed a bit. 702 00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:24,805 What do we do now? 703 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:27,077 Well, l guess we'll just have to hold them. 704 00:36:27,151 --> 00:36:30,086 We've got a five run lead. Three outs to go. No problem. 705 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:31,917 Hey, Rick, come on. 706 00:36:32,723 --> 00:36:37,057 Now listen, no walks. Just let them hit. 707 00:37:19,170 --> 00:37:21,638 [Blasters cheering] 708 00:37:23,708 --> 00:37:26,734 lt's okay, Rick, next batter. No problem. 709 00:37:36,020 --> 00:37:37,715 (T.C.) You're out! 710 00:37:38,322 --> 00:37:39,619 You're out! 711 00:37:39,690 --> 00:37:42,158 [T.C. chattering] 712 00:37:42,226 --> 00:37:44,922 Big batting out. Let's go get them. 713 00:37:45,463 --> 00:37:47,522 [players chattering] 714 00:37:57,508 --> 00:38:00,477 Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. 715 00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:04,640 Hey, come by after the game. 716 00:38:04,715 --> 00:38:06,876 l'll fix you up a cot in the back of the hangar. 717 00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,920 Come on, T.C., with my connections, l can get him a nice condo. 718 00:38:09,987 --> 00:38:11,318 Real nice. 719 00:38:11,422 --> 00:38:13,083 Hey, you, too, Higgins. 720 00:38:13,891 --> 00:38:16,359 But about the lads.... 721 00:38:19,130 --> 00:38:20,495 (man) Batter up! 722 00:38:21,098 --> 00:38:22,588 l'll show them. 723 00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:23,964 (Magnum) Come on, Lola. Go get them. 724 00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:26,560 Get one for Killer, babe. One for Killer. 725 00:38:26,637 --> 00:38:29,731 Keoki, you're on deck. Rick, you're in the hole. 726 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,474 Come on, Higgins, get out there. 727 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:36,103 Higgins, this is our lives. 728 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,070 You want some? 729 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:45,620 Okay, Lola, it only takes one. 730 00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:48,154 (T.C.) Okay, Lola, let's go. Lola. 731 00:38:48,225 --> 00:38:49,817 (Magnum) Come on, Lola. 732 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,428 (Rick) Go, Lola! Go! Go! 733 00:38:54,131 --> 00:38:55,223 You're out! 734 00:38:55,399 --> 00:38:57,230 Out? How unfair! 735 00:38:57,301 --> 00:39:00,759 Her foot was on the bag! She was out by a mile. 736 00:39:00,838 --> 00:39:03,272 Nice try, Lola. Come on, hustle back. 737 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:04,808 Let's go! 738 00:39:05,609 --> 00:39:07,634 Keoki, it only takes one. 739 00:39:08,612 --> 00:39:10,204 Slam it out there! 740 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,546 (Lola) Come on, Keoki! 741 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,815 [cheering] 742 00:39:20,558 --> 00:39:23,459 Now we celebrate. Open it up, Mickey. 743 00:39:26,330 --> 00:39:27,422 Rick. 744 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:31,566 Now look, three runs down, we need a base runner. l want you to-- 745 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:34,126 lf l were you, l'd put in a pinch hitter for him. 746 00:39:34,205 --> 00:39:35,263 Yeah! 747 00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,965 He's right, Magnum. At least give it a shot. 748 00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:46,075 Yeah. Get Smokey or Phil or somebody. 749 00:39:46,350 --> 00:39:47,544 Anybody. 750 00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:49,609 What do you say, Magnum? 751 00:39:50,054 --> 00:39:51,612 (Magnum) I know what you're thinking. 752 00:39:51,689 --> 00:39:54,180 Here's where I have to step in and talk to the team. 753 00:39:54,258 --> 00:39:56,954 Motivate us on to victory with a Knute Rockne speech... 754 00:39:57,027 --> 00:40:00,019 and most of all, stick up for my buddy, Rick. 755 00:40:01,332 --> 00:40:04,096 Okay, I'm not going to disappoint you. 756 00:40:06,003 --> 00:40:07,095 Guys. 757 00:40:08,305 --> 00:40:11,240 Guys, l know it doesn't look too good. 758 00:40:11,308 --> 00:40:13,299 lt's two outs, bottom of the ninth... 759 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:15,402 we're three runs down, our worst hitter's up. 760 00:40:15,479 --> 00:40:18,812 But l know that we can come back... 761 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:21,146 because this team's got heart. 762 00:40:21,318 --> 00:40:22,945 We got guts... 763 00:40:23,053 --> 00:40:26,216 and we've got the best bunch of ballplayers this side of Koko Head. 764 00:40:26,290 --> 00:40:27,689 Except Rick. 765 00:40:28,392 --> 00:40:32,055 Oh, yeah, l know. But he's a part of this team. 766 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,166 And that's it, guys. The team. 767 00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:39,668 That's what's important. Not just any individual. 768 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,204 l mean, even a great like Killer... 769 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:45,231 don't forget, we scored 10 runs this game. 770 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:48,373 Yeah, and Killer drove in seven of them. 771 00:40:49,180 --> 00:40:51,011 Yeah, l know. 772 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,342 But l also know that we got to go out of here fighting. 773 00:40:54,418 --> 00:40:56,909 We got to go out of here with our heads held high. 774 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,852 We got to go out proud. 775 00:40:58,923 --> 00:41:02,359 And the only way to do that is to send Rick here out to that plate... 776 00:41:02,426 --> 00:41:05,520 because he is the heart and soul of this team. 777 00:41:07,331 --> 00:41:10,232 Now come on, guys. You gotta get with the team. 778 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:13,825 We'll go out tough and we'll win this one for.... 779 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:16,500 For.... 780 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,170 For Killer! 781 00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:24,407 And all day off tomorrow, with pay. 782 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,409 [all exclaiming] 783 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:32,044 (man) Come on, Rick. 784 00:41:32,590 --> 00:41:34,956 All right, Rick. lt may be your pitch, huh? 785 00:41:35,025 --> 00:41:36,925 Go get them. Come on, guys! 786 00:41:37,127 --> 00:41:38,924 [players cheering] 787 00:41:41,198 --> 00:41:43,598 All right, you rummies, throw it in here. 788 00:41:46,904 --> 00:41:48,804 [people cheering] 789 00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:52,007 (Magnum) All right, Rick. Base hit. Way to go, buddy. 790 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:57,680 (Magnum) Come on, T.C., you gotta get me in there. 791 00:41:57,748 --> 00:41:58,976 You hit them. 792 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:14,329 He's safe. 793 00:42:17,568 --> 00:42:19,968 Come on, Thomas. Home run ties it up. 794 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,902 Right on, Thomas. Rip it. 795 00:42:21,972 --> 00:42:23,234 (Lola) Come on! 796 00:42:24,174 --> 00:42:26,904 (Magnum) The last time I was in a situation like this... 797 00:42:26,977 --> 00:42:29,741 I was 13 years old in a Pony League game. 798 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,213 I was nervous and scared and I struck out. 799 00:42:32,283 --> 00:42:34,444 I remembered my coach telling me it didn't matter. 800 00:42:34,518 --> 00:42:36,952 I'd played hard, I'd given it my all... 801 00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:39,489 all the things I just talked to this team about. 802 00:42:39,557 --> 00:42:42,048 Well, I was still nervous and scared... 803 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:45,186 and I knew this time, it did matter. 804 00:42:51,268 --> 00:42:52,963 [all cheering] 805 00:42:58,342 --> 00:43:00,401 (Magnum) I also knew that I could score. 806 00:43:00,477 --> 00:43:03,913 My legs never felt faster, my heart never more sure. 807 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,318 I knew I'd make it. 808 00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,957 Magnum, no! 809 00:43:16,527 --> 00:43:18,461 Stop! 810 00:43:27,871 --> 00:43:29,270 You're out! 811 00:43:29,707 --> 00:43:31,038 [all groaning] 812 00:43:33,143 --> 00:43:35,168 Oh, my God. 813 00:43:45,990 --> 00:43:48,857 (Higgins) By nightfall, l'll be gone. 814 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:54,854 You'll no longer have Jonathan Quayle Higgins to kick around. 815 00:43:56,834 --> 00:43:58,961 lt's time l moved on anyway. 816 00:43:59,770 --> 00:44:02,762 l've become rather sedentary on these islands. 817 00:44:07,811 --> 00:44:10,143 Perhaps l'll go to Malaysia... 818 00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:13,377 or Bombay. 819 00:44:14,852 --> 00:44:18,117 Okay, Higgins, l'm sorry. Really. 820 00:44:19,189 --> 00:44:22,022 l guess l should have held up. l just.... 821 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,184 l thought l could make it. 822 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:28,821 l mean, yeah, somebody else might have knocked me in. 823 00:44:28,899 --> 00:44:30,867 But the percentage-- Shut up, Magnum. 824 00:44:30,934 --> 00:44:34,335 Save the postmortems for your equally inept teammates. 825 00:44:34,438 --> 00:44:36,838 They're not inept. We tried. 826 00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:42,310 You know, sometimes things in life... 827 00:44:42,379 --> 00:44:46,008 just don't turn out the way we think they should, Higgins. 828 00:44:46,850 --> 00:44:50,115 Sometimes you have to take the bad times... 829 00:44:50,187 --> 00:44:52,621 in order to appreciate the good ones. 830 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:55,317 But l'll tell you something, Higgins. 831 00:44:55,459 --> 00:44:58,656 l'm gonna walk out of here with my head held high. 832 00:44:59,396 --> 00:45:01,591 l'm proud of the job that l've done... 833 00:45:01,665 --> 00:45:03,724 and l'm proud of my teammates. 834 00:45:03,801 --> 00:45:05,632 And you wanna know something else? 835 00:45:05,703 --> 00:45:06,795 What? 836 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:12,938 l'm proud of you, too. 837 00:45:14,378 --> 00:45:16,073 And you wanna know why? 838 00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:17,406 Why? 839 00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:22,185 Because we went through this whole unpleasant experience with pride... 840 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:28,386 honesty and above all, with.... 841 00:45:29,093 --> 00:45:31,220 Courage. (Magnum) Thank you, Mickey. 842 00:45:35,065 --> 00:45:38,364 Hey, Magnum, why don't you turn up the Queen of Hearts? 843 00:45:39,870 --> 00:45:42,065 What Queen of Hearts, Mickey? 844 00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:44,771 There's no Queen of Hearts showing. 845 00:45:44,842 --> 00:45:46,241 This one. 846 00:45:54,318 --> 00:45:56,081 lt's a marked deck. 847 00:45:59,923 --> 00:46:02,016 ls this the one he used with Robin? 848 00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:04,083 All his decks are marked. 849 00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:09,765 Thank you, Mickey. 850 00:46:09,833 --> 00:46:11,164 Thank you. 851 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:16,368 l think it's time to go, don't you? 852 00:46:17,574 --> 00:46:19,474 Would you like to join us? 853 00:46:29,086 --> 00:46:31,816 Easy now. Easy. Hey, careful. 854 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:33,880 That lady cost me more than my last wife. 855 00:46:33,957 --> 00:46:35,356 Put it back. 856 00:46:36,260 --> 00:46:37,921 What? Put it back. 857 00:46:38,262 --> 00:46:41,254 And you and your Blasters and your Buzzettes... 858 00:46:41,331 --> 00:46:43,356 or whatever you call them, and get out of here. 859 00:46:43,433 --> 00:46:45,492 Hey, guy, let's not get carried away here. 860 00:46:45,569 --> 00:46:47,935 A game is a game, a bet's a bet. 861 00:46:48,038 --> 00:46:50,563 Tell that to Robin. You cheated him. 862 00:46:51,975 --> 00:46:55,604 All your cards are marked. The bet was bogus in the first place. 863 00:46:56,747 --> 00:46:57,975 Sue me. 864 00:46:58,048 --> 00:47:00,380 (Robin) l'll do better than that, Buzz. 865 00:47:01,785 --> 00:47:03,548 l'll write about it. 866 00:47:04,688 --> 00:47:06,121 Aloha, Buzz. 867 00:47:07,291 --> 00:47:08,758 Who told you? 868 00:47:09,459 --> 00:47:10,949 (Mickey) Aloha, Uncle. 869 00:47:10,999 --> 00:47:15,549 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0